Ween – Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics

He’s over there behind the tree
He’s down in the dirt would you help him? I think it’s his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony? I think it’s his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony? He’s over there behind the tree
He’s down in the dirt would you help him? He’s chewing bark and not the leaves
He’s crying like a baby, would you help him? He’s down and he ain’t getting up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung’s f*cked up
Pony
Pony
Pony
Mister would you please help my pony? I think it’s his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony? I think it’s his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He’s over there lookin at me
He can’t talk because he’s a pony
I think it’s his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?